Too far west is east

There is so much to see.

They say it takes 10 000 hours to master something.

There’s a saying: it takes 10 000 hours to master a skill. And in the beginning you’re gonna suck so hard at it that it’s painful.

Maybe if I was just more comfortable being horrible at things, maybe then I would be better at more things. I’ve put off learning a lot of things because of this. So yeah, I really wanna learn how to be bad at stuff and power through so I can become great. I find it intolerable. 

Any tips?

 imageOh Michael you made being bad look cool. Teach me, master!

My predictions for 2013s tech leaps #1

Google releases a Nexus Laptop

For the last couple of years Google has kept developing two operating systems side by side: Both tablet and phone OS Android and browser-based laptop Chrome OS.

While Android has become very successful with over 1.3 Android devices activated each day,  Chrome OS hasn’t taken off yet. It’s pretty much an enthusiast OS for people looking for something free and light weight to run their computers.

With Android’s success and proven adaptability it doesn’t make sense for Google to develop chrome OS. Just ditch the thing already and release a Nexus laptop!

 

If ASUS already released a tablet/laptop hybrid and got some great review scores, proving the concept works. If ASUS can google can as well. 

Revenge of the remakes II: Backwards in Time.

Since the last decade has turned into a cash grab where companies just remake movies (Robocop, Total recall etc), I’m gonna escape to a simpler time where the phones had physical buttons and your manhood was measured by how many pogs you owned. I’m talking about the 20th century

First up, I’m rewatching some old favourites, starting with The Matrix, my favourite movie of all time, and the 12 monkeys, a movie where Bruce da man Willis travels through time to save humanity, accompanied by a borderline retarded Brad Pitt. Let’s see how these hold up!

Wish me luck! Cause the 90s had alot of crap movies too!

“Whoa” Keanu had his last good role in The Matrix. Poor thing. 

There’s a store in Harajuku called Toy Sapiens. Now, I’ve seen lots of fancy action figures online, but nothing could prepare me for what this shop had in store for me. 
Opening the two doors is like dying and waking up in geek heaven.  
The action figures in here aren’t the cheap ones kids run around with. These are made for other kids. The kids who grew up in a basement somewhere, started a software company in their parents garage now have money coming out of every orifice. 
There were extreme attention to detail. Every action figure had a perfect pose, 100% true to how the actual character would pose. Each action figure placed lovingly in a glass monter. There is so much shiny glass in that shop. I wonder how much money they spend on glass polish.
The figures in here were of such high quality that I doubt there are a better shop anywhere on the planet. They had it all. 
There are more pictures but I’ll save them for another day. For now, enjoy Iron Man. 

The Cat’s forehead.

This sunday I decided to take a walk in Koenj, a few stops down Chuo-line from where I live. The weather was cold and windy and it was late. 

I was walking around, looking for a nice place to grab something to eat when I got lost. I didn’t know where the main road I had been following was. For a moment I wanted to get back to the main road but I decided to enjoy being lost. It’s nice sometimes. 

I was walking around, exporing the backside of koenji when I saw something funny inside one of the alleys. It was an old wooden house. Attached to the house was a Yellow sign with a cartoon cat on it. 

On the second floor there was a big balcony, also old and made of wood. Between the poles holding up the roof of the balcony, there were strings with paper cutouts. The cutouts were shaped like cats and were whipping in the wind. They were turning beige and had been hanging for a while.

In the stormy weather, the whole place gave off a weird Tim Burton-esque vibe.

I went in. 

It was a small shop. Filled from top to bottom with cats things. Cat paintings. Cat Key-chains. Cat statues. Even cat-guitars. The music that were playing in the speakers added to the surreal vibe. It was a happy childrens song played on bells.

I walked around amazed, trying to look at everything . How could someone keep a shop like this?

I went further into the store. I saw there was someone behind the counter. Looking to see who was running the place I was expecting a nice old cat-lady. 

Instead there was a quiet man in his 40s with long thin hair held in place by a bandana. He didn’t look like someone who obsesses with cats. He looked more like some old dude who played in a metal band. 

It was a really odd place. But this man looked friendly. I talked to him slowly in english. He didn’t understand much. But he was nice. Very soft spoken. Thinking about it now afterwards, he seems like a person who don’t have much friends.

I asked him if he had real cats? He was super excited and took out several photos of the cats. I couldn’t see them right now cause they were sleeping.

The first cat looked like a regular cat.  The second cat was orange and only had one eye. 

:/

 It was odd. I asked him if I could take photos of the shop, and I could. Before I left I told him he had an amazing shop and I liked it alot. And I do. It is an amazing place. 

If you want to write a story and need inspiration, this is the place to go. It felt like it’s own world.

All the figurines probably comes alive at night and walks around talking to te owner. It’s the perfect place to start off a ghibli movie. 

It was weird. But cool. You should go.

It was standing outside a Harajuku shop selling very strange electronic music. I love electronic music and went in. But no matter how much I love electronic music, all my attention switched as soon as I saw this awesome speaker cube. 
It’s perfection. Each of its’ six sides has a speaker element, meaning this speaker is perfect for filling a room with nice tunes. 
PERFECTION! I mean… Do you even see how the edges that have been mended together resembles a cube? It’s like a cube inception. It’s a cube in a cube. 

It was standing outside a Harajuku shop selling very strange electronic music. I love electronic music and went in. But no matter how much I love electronic music, all my attention switched as soon as I saw this awesome speaker cube. 

It’s perfection. Each of its’ six sides has a speaker element, meaning this speaker is perfect for filling a room with nice tunes. 

PERFECTION! I mean… Do you even see how the edges that have been mended together resembles a cube? It’s like a cube inception. It’s a cube in a cube. 

I want this omega seamaster so bad… It is beautiful.

I want this omega seamaster so bad… It is beautiful.

We were just walking around the other day when we suddenly got surrounded by hundreds of business men. We switched to the other Side of the street and watched how they with extremely high discipline walked in line, queueing for the traffic Light. It was fun to watch.

Rolling stuff is hard. So why not attach a frickin tank to the bottom of this wagon here?

Rolling stuff is hard. So why not attach a frickin tank to the bottom of this wagon here?

The hunt for the world’s second best Espresso pt 2.

Continued from part 1:

Going to Tokyo, I often despise tourists even if I am one myself. When I entered the café I saw that there were no other tourists there. Being the only westerner in the café made me feel very content: “haha I found a place not packed with tourists. Win!”

I was being elitist. I hate when people are elitist. I hate when I think in those lines too. 

But I was just too damn happy to be there to care about what I was thinking.

My meta thinking - thinking about thinking - was soon disrupted by a lady behind the counter who must’ve been in her mid 40s. She welcomed me and asked what I wanted.

- “I ‘d love to try your Espresso please!” 

- “Sorry, we don’t serve espresso after 2 pm, we only serve milk drinks now.” 

I looked at the watch: It was 2.20 pm. I had missed the espresso by at least 20 minutes. Darn. I browsed the list, looking at the different drinks they were serving… And I couldn’t decide what to pick! So I did what I usually do when I’m at a new place: I asked the lady to recommend me something. 

She ordered me something called “The Dirty”.

” Hmm. It sounds weird. “

The barista must’ve seen the look on my face, he reassured me: 

- “It’s cold milk with layered espresso. It’s good, you should try it”

It was the owner, Katsu - the guys who has taken perfection so far that he believes no one else can make an espresso up to his standards. If he’s not standing at the espresso machine, they don’t serve any coffee at all. 

Waiting for my coffe, the lady behind the counter, who I assume was his wife, asked me why I was in Tokyo. I told them I did an internship in advertising. “Oh really!! That’s what Katsu used to do in New York!”

Katsu spoke up: “Ah yes I was working there for 18 years.”

He went on, modestly telling me how he had been in New York for a long time, and how he had achieved quite a lot of success. Despite that, he returned to Tokyo for having VISA problems.  And to have something to do meanwhile, he decided to open up his own coffee shop. He kept on going, telling me the details. 

Magically, just as the story was finished, my coffee was finished too. Maybe this story was part of the perfection from his part? Maybe he had told this story a thousand times to a thousand curious tourists.

He presented the coffee to me. It was served in a jam jar. It looked charming. And the drink was beautifully layered. The milk had a beige color: The espresso had started to disolve itself into the milk. It looked to me like he had poured cold milk halfway up the jar, poured in an espresso, and carefully filled the other half up and finished off with an espresso on top. 

I tasted it. It had a very satisfying taste - he must’ve used high fat milk, and the while drink had a very pleasant coffee taste, something stood out: it really tasted coffee

I don’t know about you guys, but I have a certain mental image of how coffee should taste. Almost no coffee tastes like that mental image - there’s always other tastes - good and bad - that get in the way - but this coffee drink, it was as close to the taste of pure coffee as it can get. While still being exciting and complex. It was interesting. 

After a while Katsu started speaking again:

- “When I first started making this drink, I realized there are different flavours throughout the drink.”

-“At the top, where the crema is, you’ll get a taste of rich chocolate. As you’ll get closer to the middle you’ll notice how the taste switches to a more nutty flavour. At the bottom you get the taste of caramel. “

I looked at my drink and realized I had downed about two thirds, only leaving me with the supposed “nutty part”. I pointed to my jar, laughed a little and said: “I guess it’s too late now for me to notice!”.

- “Come back another day and try again” Katsu said and chuckled.

With the last third left, I carefully sipped it, trying to make the most of it, focusing on finding the nutty taste. I tried to convince myself that I could definately feel something nutty in there. But to be honest I didn’t.

Maybe my taste buds weren’t refined enough.

Perhaps I had been drinking it before the espresso could sink to the bottom properly.

Or maybe it was just a clever sales pitch from a guy who spent almost 20 years in the New York advertising world. I don’t know. But the coffee sure was tasty. And the peeps working there were nice.

Go visit it sometimes. I recommend it. I didn’t get my espresso, but at least I got to try The Dirty.

Katsu & the Dirty

Pic credits goes to counterculturecoffee on flickr. 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/counterculturecoffee/5017560416/in/set-72157625016983146/